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- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
- Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called bagels!
- What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python!
- Why did the scarecrow adopt a dog? To help him with the “bark”-ing lot!
- What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
- Why do pandas like old movies? Because they’re in black and white!
- How do you count cows? With a cowculator!
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
- What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador!
- Why did the cat go to medical school? To become a first-aid kit!
- Why did the crab never share? Because he was shellfish!
- What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
- Why don’t lions play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
- What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
- How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button!
- Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse!
- What do you call a group of musical cats? A meow-sical ensemble!
- What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!