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Animals

  1. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
  2. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called bagels!
  3. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python!
  4. Why did the scarecrow adopt a dog? To help him with the “bark”-ing lot!
  5. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
  6. Why do pandas like old movies? Because they’re in black and white!
  7. How do you count cows? With a cowculator!
  8. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
  9. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador!
  10. Why did the cat go to medical school? To become a first-aid kit!
  11. Why did the crab never share? Because he was shellfish!
  12. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
  13. Why don’t lions play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
  14. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  15. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
  16. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
  17. How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button!
  18. Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse!
  19. What do you call a group of musical cats? A meow-sical ensemble!
  20. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!